Today I was lucky enough to have a long-time reader, “rtryurhs5″, leave a nice heartwarming comment on a two week old post about techno-robots. It read as follows:
Here are some links that I believe will be interested.
(Please note that the above link leads to the Ninja Turles website; the original comment’s link wasn’t nearly as awesome.)
Now this is my kind of guy. He’s been kind enough to let me view his list of “interested links”. I can’t help but think that I’m moving up in the internet world. First those guys email me to inform me of massive savings at the “dick enlargement super palace” (which unfortunately I could not take advantage of due to a scheduling conflict), and now a faithful Reader From the Top gives me the key to his prized collection of links. What an honour!
Eager to find out what these links are interested in, I clicked away. It took me to a website whos url, from all I could tell, was printed in that language that those African Tribespeople use. You know, the one where all the do is click and cluck at eachother. This aside, my browser had no problems telling me it was “Load page”, and the bottom bar of my browser told me it was delightfully executing some scripts or something. It then relocated me to lycos, opened up to a search for “kreditkarden”. “Why didn’t I think of this before?” I thought aloud, my amazement only trumped by my apparant stupidity, “I could just search Lycos for all the german credit cards I could ever need! And to think I’ve been going around finding german people and stealing their wallets like a moron.”
Shown: Germans
Not shown: Me, stealing their bulging kreditkarden-filled wallets.
In closing, thanks rtryurhs5. It’s a pity you didn’t leave your email address, I have no way of paying you back. Looks like I’ll have to keep all of my cialis and degrees that I earned at home to myself. Your loss I guess.
